SUNNYSIDE UPS
NEWS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
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REPUBLICANS RAGE AGAINST OBAMA
CASUALTIES CONTINUE TO MOUNT IN MIDDLE-EAST
ABORTION DEBATE FAR FROM OVER
SHOOTING DEATH NUMBERS CONTINUE TO RISE IN US
WAR ON POOR CONTINUES WHILE RICH ENJOY RECORD PROFITS
FAMILY CLAIMS POLICE BRUTALITY
THIS WEEKS "WHAT ARE YA,
FUCKING STUPID" AWARD
GOES TO...
JORDAN COOMBS, RICHARD JONES, AND AN UNNAMED THIRD
PARTY FOR THIS DOOZY!
COUNTY FAIR-GOERS: WE WERE FED POT-LACED
CHOCOLATE AT DENVER COUNTY FAIRS NEW POT PAVILION